Octopus Merch

7/15/2024|By lizzz100

I was at a church event with a huge turnout. It started at my home church and part way through I needed to go to the bathroom. I found a room where people were waiting for one stall and it wasn't really a bathroom because there were carpeted floors and a piano. I left to find another bathroom.....I ran and ran until I found one. This one was a classic dream bathroom where nothing made sense. You could see around 20 toilets from where you sat and they were all made of clay. Nobody seemed to care that everyone could see them using the toilet. I gave up and pulled up my pants. This dude by me said he liked my hair and started flirting. He said "the most beautiful women have long hair". He was very attractive. Somehow, I knew I had to get back to Sarah even though thus far in the dream, I hadn't seen her. I left the bathroom and started looking everywhere. The event ended so I went outside. There was a huge playground there and I found sarah there. She had died her hair to gradient to lavender and it looked nice. I lost her again and started trying to find the cute guy from earlier, but I couldn't. Next, I went to the parking garage and I guess there was merch from this thing, but they were all really weird clothes. I wanted to get one shirt that had a crab and a lobster fighting and said something about Bar Harbor, but Mitch was running the merch table and wouldn't let me get it for some reason. Next, I found a really weird hoodie that was light yellow. On it, was an octopus made from a thick, almost felt fabric (but more soft). The octopus was purposely not sewn onto the hoodie everywhere so the legs could move a little. There were beads on it too and the text said something like, "Being an octopus is hard... I just want to be a good husband". At the bottom, it had more text that read "I got caught by ____". It was a popular male celebrity, but I can't remember who. I ended up getting the hoodie. It fit even though it was a men's medium. It was a very nice hoodie. I found sarah in the parking garage.