Strange Family Things

Watching a young cousin of mine doing standup comedy in a barn area. Some douchebag leaves so I’m the only audience member. She doesn’t seem bothered though. She finishes her set and a few people come in. I go into the main area there’s a guy in here talking about something weird. He offers a leather pouch with a weird symbol on it to me and asks if I want to know something. I say I do and he opens up the pouch to reveal compartments full of what looks like pieces of broccoli and non psychedelic mushrooms. I refuse and he offers them to everyone in the front row. Then he goes up front and starts talking about conspiracies like Russians winning the Cold War and shit. The man looks a bit deranged.