The One With the Tesla Minivan

I’m in what looks like a store in the mall with two guys who are supposed to be Gen Z songwriters. I start helping them with their lyrics and with designing merchandise, most of which I envision to be shirts with cute cartoon frogs … I’m in a futuristic garage with Ryan Gosling, who’s showing me a super modern white minivan he just bought because he knows I’m looking into getting one. I try to make out what it is and realize it’s a Tesla. He walks around the garage and I think about how he doesn’t understand how far out of my price range this is … I’m in my kitchen at night drinking a Coke and a Redbull with my dinner. I realize this might not be good for the twins and take one last sip of the Redbull … I’m in what looks like a patio with Jess, Candi, Peyton, and Brianna. Devan and Peyton have apparently just gotten engaged, and Jess and Candi are very excited. I suddenly reveal my hand to show an engagement ring, and they start freaking out. Brianna looks at me and Peyton and says, “Pretty soon, you guys are going to have teenagers!” (somehow, none of us are married yet, but Brycen and the twins already exist). I make a gagging sound to demonstrate that I find the idea sickening, and Peyton widens her eyes at me to suggest she feels the same way. At some point, I end up in my bedroom, looking out into the hallway closet. Inside, there’s an enormous phone with texts from Candi to Peyton on it. I read one in which Candi says she’s going to feed Xena less and I assume this has something to do with her paranoia about the dog.