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i dunno how to explain most of it just that it was apocalypse of some sort so me and these few other people were making a caravan full of stuff so we could travel... at one point we stopped at this place and this guy was playing vinyls of all the pride and prejudice soundtracks in spanish (there were like 5 movies in this series) i went over to listen and he started talking to me, complimenting me and asking my name. only later did i realize he was some sort of famous person who had also taken well to new tiktok and youtube trends. famous enough for people to make quite funny memes of his usual content :p then we hopped back in the caravan and we drive to a self-wash car wash. there was lots of people there it was almost as if there was no apocalypse. the owner lady waved our caravan in as she was smoking a cigarette. the whole building and set up was very 80s. she handed us free squeegie and soap. i didn't really know why we were there but i started to clean the back window which was pretty dirty. then the dream changed and I don't really know how to explain it, but like I saw that you know, girl from skins and Pirates of the Caribbean talking to this other woman and they were like talking about magic or something, and it was like the car wash place turned into a beach, and everyone was in their bikinis, and then the dream changed again and I guess the car wash lady was evil cause she was like controlling all these kids and then one kid she had them in a cage. She dropped him from like the seven story height that was like a hole, and I was surrounded by cages and he was just falling through this hole of cages , and but somehow at least survived and he didn't get hurt when he hit the bottom and his friend who was like a really tough terminator kid, even though he literally had the body of like a fucking five-year-old but he was like this tough Terminator guy with his body of a five-year-old and he came in with like this air gun it wasn't even a real gun. It was like an imaginary gun, but it was still like real and it would work and he came and he was like come on, bro let's go. Let's get the fuck out of here and he was helping his brother out his friend I mean, right is this like huge smoke hand was chasing in this giant hand made of smoke was chasing them and breaking down doors to chase them and they ran away and they shut the door on it and then it dissipated through because it was made of smoke. and then, like I don't know like I guess the lady was still evil and she heard us and then we were gonna make our getaway. She tried to like hit us with her semi truck that was made of like children doing labor of pushing the wheels for bicycles, but we had a resistance of our own with our caravan and the children we're working with us to get out of there and it was so funny he was like we went to like like play chicken or whatever it's called when both of the cars are gonna hit each other head on, but our caravan just ended like climbing over the face of it and going up over it instead of hitting it head on and as we were going over it, Ozzy Osbourne was somehow there. I guess he was suddenly the dad or whatever and he grabbed her by the hair, grabbed her by the hair and was dragging her and like I guess it was gonna take care of business because he was like you hurt my kids or Whatever. rawr!!!